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 answers to burning front page questions

7/8/2015

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1.       What is your favorite color?    Here we go.  One more time I’m being put in the position to make one color feel special while making every other color feel rejected or inadequate somehow.  

I really think that this kind of thing just causes unnecessary jealousy and feelings of abandonment. 

 For example, for two or three years,  I was completely smitten with orange.  I painted a total of three rooms in some variation of it, like tangerine or palomino gold.  Suddenly, in the last few months, I can’t seem to get enough of green.  That leftover orange paint in the basement? Yard sale.  I may adore my green ipod shuffle and cool mint business cards right now, but that doesn’t mean I might not be tempted to run off with something red by the end of the year. 

2.       What Will The New Year Bring?  Well, not to gossip or anything, but anytime I’ve ever invited the new year to a party, it never brought anything.   It just showed up empty-handed acting like everybody should be falling all over themselves to make it feel welcome and treat it like the guest of honor or something. 

 Not only that, but it’s got a serious diaper fetish,  and after a few drinks, it’s always goo-goo this, and ga-ga that.  I mean, it’s not a total jerk or anything, and you can totally invite it if you want to, but  I’m just sayin’’..    


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